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Dear Neighbor,

A few days ago I made a purchase that my boyfriend will appreciate very much will be fantasizing about for days to come after the fact.  In return, I will be a very relaxed individual, which is highly important to balance my type A personality.

I understand the need to be nosy, particularly when the shipper address says “In His Dreams”, but please return my package that was delivered to your door mistakenly two days ago.  And no, you won’t fit into it, so don’t even try. Besides, that’s unhygienic and disgusting.

Sincerely,

The person that PAID for the package.

 

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Written by boyfrienddiary

February 1, 2011 at 1:58 am

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